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20 Jaw-Dropping Birthday Disasters
Birthdays are meant to be a celebration of life with friends, family acquaintances, coworkers, and anybody who cares to value your existence. Surprisingly, there are million ways for birthdays to take a turn for the worst. Parties ruined by ex boyfriends, people failing to show up, and fist fights are among the slew of horrific events that can plague a birthday celebration. The following people confess their worst birthdays that ended in ruins.

The worst things can happen during birthday parties

I broke up with my boyfriend because he left my birthday party drunk to go get pot and crashed his car on the way back and fled the scene... I had no idea he left.

Birthday celebrations can get out of hand

My dad had my brother arrested last night. Let's just say that was the worst birthday I've ever had


When I was about 5 years old I went to the bathroom after my dad. He forgot to put the seat down and I got stuck in the toilet for about an hour. It was also during my birthday party

Birthdays can be excellent indicators of who actually cares about you

I'm in the military and I was away training during my birthday. My girlfriend was the last person to say happy birthday to me and I called her. She's now my ex, after I realized how much she was using me.

The ONE person who shouldn't forget:

If you ever feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

Social media at its finest

I changed my
Birthday on Facebook to see if anyone would remember without Facebook reminding them. 
Not 1 out of my 2,382 friends did

Starbucks coming through with the clutch

2 days ago was my birthday... Everyone forgot... My boyfriend , my friends, even my family!
The only person who remembered was Starbucks with my free drink -.- well I know who loves me!

Not cool. Just, no.

My birthday is 9-11 and when I posted a pic of my gifts I accidentally had the caption as "my birthday was bomb"

Uh oh...

My parents gave me a car for my birthday. I found a used condom in the back seat.


My parents forgot it was my birthday today. 

When my 8 year old brother wished me happy birthday, the looks on their faces were priceless. 

Thanks Mom and Dad


I bought my boyfriend his birthday gift with the gift card he gave me for my birthday.

Birthday blackout = a no go.

I got so drunk at my birthday party this weekend I'm afraid to ask my roommates what may have actually happened...

When your dad has to get ink covered up:

My dad has a tattoo of my birthday on his arm that he got the day I was born
...but the date is wrong

When drinking turns to disaster

My 'friend' thought it would be funny to spike my non-alcoholic cocktail with tequila. 

I ended up having a seizure and spending my birthday in hospital.

GTFO dad.

The only time I hear from my dad is if he's hungry, stranded or needs to borrow money. He called yesterday asking for 100 dollars. It was also my birthday, he didn't know. I hate half ass parents.


My 21st birthday (2014) was a disaster. 1 person came. I went home, cried myself to sleep and woke up the next morning and cried again. It's not possible for ~15 people to get sick at the same time

Not okay.

he stood me up. worst. birthday. ever.

Not what one would expect to do on their birthday

I am so sad i had to schedule my abortion on my birthday. Talk about worst birthday ever.

A tough holiday to intersect with a birthday:

I have always hated April Fools Day. Not because people play mean pranks on me, but because it's also my birthday.

Some people feel the need to get even

My boyfriend ruined my birthday :(
So i ruined him
He is now my ex


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