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The TSA Is Looking In All The Wrong Places
"They thought my love handle was a weapon"

Last time I flew the TSA found my oversized shampoo bottle, but not my knife. 

We should all be scared.
When I flew with my children they made sure to search me because I had milk for them but didn't notice my pepper spray on my keys.
I had Tsa pat down my elbow.

I was wearing a short sleeve shirt.

I laughed at him for looking for invisible elbow contraband
The TSA took my pepper spray. I know it's considered dangerous but as a rape survivor I don't feel safe without it
I accidentally had a pocket knife once in my carrying on. I flew internationally without knowing until the last stop, they found it.
I walked through tsa with a joint put up in my ear like a pen, they never saw it and I only realized when I landed in Seattle.