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24 Things Mechanics Want Their Customers To Know
The customer is not always right.

1
I'm female and a certified mechanic.

Not one day goes by where customers don't question my knowledge and ability to repair their car.

It sucks.
2
I'm a car mechanic and on purpose destroyed a customers air conditioning so she'd come back
3
As a mechanic I have to say the mechanics I work with are the most offensive people I have ever met
4
I'm a mechanic and I judge customers by how clean they keep the inside of their car
5
I'm a mechanic.
When customers watch me I stop working. I didn't buy tools and pay for certs to teach you
6
I work at a mechanic shop and trust me, it's more like: the customer thinks they're always right and they're always wrong.
7
I'm a female mechanic and I imagine having sex with some customers. The tension is intense because they do it too.
8
Being a car mechanic, has its ups and downs. I hate when I get a customer who tries to school me on their car and they don't even know where the battery is located.
9
I'm a mechanic and sometimes when I go on test drives in customers cars I think about what their life is like
10
As a mechanic I get really annoyed when customers  pretend
 they know everything.
11
I'm a female mechanic and absolutely hate how I get treated by customers for being the "pretty face in the shop"
12
Today a customer asked me if I ever had sex in a car, then she asked me if I wanna try it.
Im a male mechanic.
13
Dear customer, that scrapping sound definitely didn't start just yesterday . We know you lie to us too.
Sincerely,
-Your auto mechanic
14
I love when a customer tells me how to fix their car, (I'm an 8th year mechanic) some of their explanations are so stupid, they make me squint.
15
Don't get me wrong I love my job, but I hate dealing with the actual customer. Especially when they find out it's a female mechanic working on their vehicle.
16
For some reason As a mechanic it pisses me off when people don't know shit about their cars, how the hell do you own a vehicle yet you can't name the engine
17
There's 2 things I hate doing as a mechanic they're motor mounts in pt cruisers and packing bearings
18
As a mechanic I can say we go through people's cars. I once found a huge "toy" under someone's seat
19
As a mechanic, I met a few of my Ex's by fixing their cars for free and reaping the benefits 🍑🍆
20
As a mechanic i can say, i fuckin hate new cars.

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