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13 Things Every Unfaithful Man Says After Getting Caught
He said WHAT?! Man, guys can be ridiculous. Seriously though, what makes them think any of these responses to being caught are going to get them off the hook? There's really no excuse.

Sure you were.

1
I was thinking about you the whole time!

No explanation needed.

2
Babe, let me explain...

REALLY???

3
Why are you home early? Were you checking on me!? 
You never fucking trusted me!

Oh is that so?

4
uhhhhhhhhh dont be mad dont be mad she's here for both of us........? :/

Yeah right.

5
She drugged me!

You had to be pretty freaking drunk.

6
Baby I was too drunk to realize it wasn't you. I'm sorry.
7
"But babe I was drunk...I swear she looked just like you!"

Huh uh.

8
Baby!  Its not what you think!

Omg...

9
I thought we were on a break!

What, so it just fell in?

10
It's not what it looks like. My penis did not intentionally penetrate her vagina.

*eye roll*

11
I tried to tell her no but she kept coming onto me

Not cheat!

12
You won't give me head anymore what was I to do?

WTF!

13
My soul and mind are monogamous with u but my penis isnt

Who was it then?

14
it wasn't me

You aren't a doctor.

15
I'm just taking her temperature.

OH NO.

16
It's not what you think it is!
It's Jake!
Jake from Statefarm!

NO. NO NO NO.

17
She said she had a better body than you so I had to check.

*face palm*

18
Wait? She's not you!?!  Who is this then, pretending to be you?
19
She told me she would kill you if I didn't have sex with her..
20
Baby, listen l-l-look, I-I-I can explain. See what had happened was....uhhhhh.....?

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