"If my business doesn’t come back, I’ll get another job. I’ll never get that friend back."
"One time a family had a picnic of frozen shrimp on the floor of our men's clothes section. "
"Someone once pooped in the urinal..."
"Pretty sure it's because I filed a claim against my boss because SHE HIT MY CAR!"
"Had to tell him not to do drug deals in the homes we were remodeling"
"We had to 86 a women who was trying to use our bathrooms for her sex work profession...."
"I'm worried they will let me go"
"He essentially called me stupid"
"The next day, I saw my makeup smudged all over the printer... Oops."
"The hottest hookups are with passionate people on the other side. Especially on election nights."